Me: Okay, so who do we visit first? Mom or Dad?
Mon-Qi & Me: LOL
Mon-qi: doesn't matter
- so we go to mum .... Yoshihiro -
Mon-qi: *plays Kanbei*
Me: *plays Kotaro*
Me: *running away* I'm off - hello victims!
Mon-Qi: *rotating past the first slaughter directly towards the first tower*
Yoshihiro appears: *hoho* hello son, how can I help you?
Kanbei: You never spend time with me!
Yoshihiro: beat me in this drinking game!
Mon-Qi & me: OKAY!
Yoshihiro: *runs off*
Me: I go right! *goes left*
Mon-Qi: YOU'RE GOING LEFT!
Me: oh! Sorry.
Mon-Qi & me: *slaughtering through the level*
Final battle: *like a boss*
Yoshihiro: Well done, son. You beat me in a drinking contest. Let's have a drink!
Kanbei: Yeah whatever!
On to Daddy and the sister!
Sorin: MUNESHIGE, I WANT A PONY!
Muneshige: Yes mylord.
Kanbei: Oh, look at daddys favorite!
Mon-Qi & Me: *running around killing off Sorins men*
Muneshige: Here is Johnny - although I would rather just live peacefully...
Me: So I'll take care of the tower and you kill off Muneshige?
Mon-Qi: I try *still helps to beat down that tower*
Me: Hello you guys, would you like to talk about god? *kills some more Xavi-people*
Me: Excuse me, greet your god when you meet him. *kills some more*
Mon-Qi: lol. Damn Muneshige! Stop blocking and die already!
Mon-Qi and Me: FINALLY! *running off to kill some more*
Sorin: Look at this awesome Xavi-tank! It is a collector's item! I'm the one real fan!
Kanbei: MOM AND DAD LOVE YOU MORE THAN ME!!!
Sorin: I don't care idiot!
Mon-Qi and Me: Awww D: poor baby!
Mon-Qi and Me: *doing our best to destroy the tank*
Sorin: Outta my way I don't wan to get beaten!
Mon-Qi & Me: lol, let's hunt him a little bit... lololol
Sorin: OH ALL RIGHT, YOU BROKE MY STUFF NOW OUT OF MY ROOM!
Yoshitsugu: Hey idiot! Did you think I don't know what you're up to?
Kanbei: WHAT?! NO!!! GET AWAY!! I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!
Yoshitsugu: Trololol, I'll attack you!
Mon-Qi & Me: FUCKING LAST STAND!
Mon-Qi: I go right. *goes right*
Me: All right
Last Stand: I annoy the crap out of you!
Mon-Qi & Me: And we beat your poor little asses LIKE A BOSS!
Last Stand: OH ALL RIGHT! YOU BEAT ME!
Mon-Qi & Me: Yesssss!
Yoshitsugu: Oh shit
Kanbei: I gonna beat you up, real nice.
Motonari: Not so fast idiot
Mon-Qi & Me: Awww poor baby D:
Motonari: You're an idiot and you'll always be an idiot and you can't do nothing because I'm your sisters best friend. Haha!
Kanbei: I hate both of you! :<
Yoshitsugu: Do what I say!
Kanbei: Should I stay or should I go - fuck those guys! I'll go visit grandpa!
Kanbei: CAN I COME OVER?! EVERYONE IS MEAN TO ME!!!
Ujimasa: YES! I HAVE TEA AND CAKE!
Kanbei: HELL YEAH!
Mon-Qi & Me: YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! BUDDY-PARTY!!!!